Wise Guy 1:
Ah, the time has come for New Year’s resolutions. At this point, why do we even bother? It seems that most people make it a resolution to not follow through with their resolutions, so why do we have to tell people what they are? So they can judge us, that’s why. So they can feel better about not doing their own resolutions. It’s a vicious, vicious cycle.
Wise Guy 2:
Resolutions rarely last past the “new year, new me” haze of January 1st through 7th, but this shouldn’t be any reason to stop resolving entirely. Just because you failed last year doesn’t mean you can’t try again this year, and hey, maybe you’ll make it one day closer to a 365 day commitment! The mark of a strong character isn’t how many days in a row you can go to the gym or abstain from doom-scrolling, it’s how many times you’re willing to pick yourself up and try again.
Comment down below what resolutions you’ll attempt in 2026!
