Overheard @ BJA
Our Quotes:
- “I was going to ding-dong-ditch the SBO.”
- “I am a world renowned sock thief.”
- “I take that in pill form.”
- “I prayed for fairy wings.”
- “Are cars the boy equivalent of fairies? Or are pirates?”
- “Why are people scared of sharks and not coconuts?”
- “Men are just better honestly.”
- “Nah, bro I gotta F+ right now.”
- “It’s a wild Hank!”
- “No, I said that you’re gonna get us killed.”
- “I just watered my laptop…”
- “So it’s a project, but it’s not like a project-project.”
- “And I hope that as you use it, you become increasingly frustrated with it.”
- “It looks like I strangled an Oompa Loompa but I promise I didn’t”
- “He’s scared of being watered like a plant.”
- “Going to Walmart. That could be interesting.”
- “That’s different. You’re not going to eat your Bicycle parts.”
- “When he gets a decent paying job he’s gonna build an army of nuclear warheads”
- “I will burn you at the stake if you eat a yam!”
- “I was actually eating the bag of flour”
- “I am more uncultured than a rice cooker!”
- “I’m going to go upstairs and eat my muffin!”
- “The most valuable thing I own is a bush”
- “There are some boys that I would love to see in a skirt.”
- “Electrical tape bc you never know when you need to tie someone up”
- “Ripping people’s heads off with gravity is a bit extreme, but…”
- “It’s not fun if you can’t give people blunt-force trauma.”
- “I’ve heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich.”
- “There are no alleyways in South Carolina.” “There are alligators in South Carolina!”
- “If I have a problem with you, I’ll call your mom.”
- “The sky is your oyster, and the world is the limit.” – Mr. Kirsop
- “Nah, I’ve got too big of a head for that.”
- “I’m the vegan lady.”
- “Your sister is-” “ugly” “She must look like you.” – Mrs. Anderson