“Does God have a favorite trumpet player?”

“The first thing my mom’s going to say when I get back is, ‘Did you make any friends?’”

“I’m going to teach you guys how to wipe a table.”

“Get in your hole!”

“You know when you’re really dehydrated and you take a drink of water and it feels heavenly and pierces your soul?”

“Eternity matters more.” “Well, I’m going to sleep for an eternity.”

“Swish - Grr - Wolf! Wolf! - Smooch! Smooch! - Bang! Bang!” - everybody

“Oh Hank, you're so hot!”

“How was the swing?” “Umm… ya.”

“I got the wheel, take the car insurance.”

“Can you feel your ankles?” “No, because I have pants on.”

“I hope we don’t get lost in the forest.” “I should have listened to my mom.”

“Guys there's two women in the cafeteria now, finally.” “Don’t get your hopes up.” - Mr. Henderson

“Have you ever seen a 6-player foosball table?”

“Let’s not hit me! Let’s not… thank you for not hitting me."

“Don’t mind me, I'm just going the wrong way.”

“Aidan, did you put a rock in this again?”

“Once upon a time, Aaron liked a girl.”

“Mom, this is for the good of my friends' relationship, let me have my phone!”

“Yes, Fortnite.” - Dr. Ericson

“I’m coming for you.” - Dr. Ericson

“Choo Choo!” - everybody

“What does this light switch do?” “Bro, that’s a fire extinguisher.”

“Is that Mr. Autry?” “No, not shiny enough.”

“I’m fun-sized, alright!”

“Lowkey, women aren’t that confusing.”

“Stop! Those are my good pajamas!”

“Did you have fun? 'Cause you smell like it.”

“I hate nincompoops.”

“I’ve got piano rizz.”

“I got turned around and could only look at Hank."

“We are starting the Cripple Crew.”

“Is Garrison dinner?"

“Oh no! I have to work at the job I applied for!”

“Are we being kidnapped?”

“Surprise service day!”

“Breakfast cereal? EGGS.”

“I’m suffering from a lack of vitamin Grace.”

“It’s still God’s Holy Word, even if it’s wet.”

“Let the still water go!”

“I just want my mommy!”

“No, I’m just old. Old is just another shade of tired.” - Mr. Henderson

Please pray for a student's parents as they are preparing to travel to the US in January.